Cary Fukunaga, the director who is responsible for many hos getting hospitalized with dehydration after thirsting over him, will direct the next Bond movie. This is just an awful decision, business wise, and the movie is going to take twice as long to shoot, because every time he yells “ACTION!” the cast and crew isn’t going to move. They’ll be too hypnotized by his beauty to do anything – Lainey Gossip
I’m the definition of desperate, and I am not victim blaming here, but even I wouldn’t go into that house for some Grindr dick. Okay, maybe I would – Towleroad
The chick one looks like a Dollar Tree Kardashian, which is saying a lot since the Kardashians look like Dollar Tree Kardashians – Reality Tea
It was very sweet of the paparazzi to take a pregnant Hilary Duff’s picture instead of help her ass pick up that bottle – Drunken Stepfather
And I’m guessing that Kristen Bell chose to wear that tacky garment bag dress on a Sunday, because she was obviously high as hell when she did – Celebitchy
Here’s more pics of the new Bond director for everyone to cream over – Pajiba
Err, shouldn’t it be that Jessica Chastain is busting out like cherries? – Popoholic
I think Bert & Ernie went rogue on Sesame Street and officially came out with this song – SOW
Heidi Klum isn’t engaged to that Tokio Hotel dude yet – Just Jared
While saying slavery was a choice and expressing the desire to bone your wife’s sisters might be A-OK in Kanye West’s book, other dudes talking about boning his wife ain’t Kosher at all! In what appears to be an audition to be America’s Next Top Vlogger, Kanye goes off on the guys who talk about having sex or implying they sex with Kim Kardashian. While that could honestly be a Declaration of Independence-length list of names, he particularly called out Nick Cannon, Drake, and Tyson Beckford.
If I was walking down the street and suddenly got hit by a car driven by Ashton Kutcher, I would pull out my wallet and ask: “So how many dollars do you stuff in here before I agree not to call a lawyer?” But when Ashton Kutcher recently hit a man on a scooter, it ended with a photo posted to Instagram.
Balthazar Getty #tooktotwitter To Defend Farrah Abraham Against Vivica A. Fox And Some Lady Named “Scary Mary”
Hold onto your hats folks, I’m about to go drop some proper Dlisted dynamite on that ass. This story features not 1, not 2, but 3 “celebrities” who are out here #inthesestreets punching and scratching their way to the lower-middle. Or upper-bottom. Ok, middle-bottom. Balthazar Getty worked himself into quite a tizzy and #tooktotwitter to rush to the defense of Farrah Abraham who appeared on Vivica A. Fox’s new talk show called Face The Truth. Were drugs involved? Yes they were. Is one of the participants a middle aged DJ/Rapper? Yes they are. Did somebody get called a C-U-NEXTTUESDAY? Abso-fucking-lutely.
The first rule about dating the Butterscotch Don is you don’t talk about the Butterscotch Don…unless she forces you to wear a love declaration in spaghetti strap form. Somehow, Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have been going strong for nearly two years now, and somehow we haven’t heard much from him about her. Joe was recently interviewed, and he kinda broke the rule be mentioning Taylor! Well, he did that by saying he doesn’t like to talk about Taylor. Zzzzzz.
Are you a mega rich bitch who is looking for something to waste your money on because you’ve gotten bored with burning it in front of the poor or blending it into lube to use while fucking a $2,000/hour escort in front of the poor? Well, the spawn of hillbilly possum Billy Ray Cyrus and former pro groupie Tish Cyrus has a new and perfect thing for you to waste your cash on while letting everyone know you’ve got more FuckIt money than you need.