You might not recognize former Teen Wolf star Tyler Hoech from these pics (and a vid) that he posted on Instagram. I didn’t. It’s because I had completely forgotten what the front of him looked like after his pneumatic double exercise ball buttcheeks in tights on the set of Supergirl were all over the place. Dear Kim Kardashian, that’s how you present a big ass. But shockingly, Tyler has a front and it’s almost as good as the back.
Are you ready for an Us Weekly exclusive scoop?! Well you better be, because it is coming at you. They are reporting that Sisqo, THE original inventor of the thong back in 1999 (before the new millennium crashed our timeline and we ended up in this fucked up world) has gotten married.
The Siberian Times (via People) reports that a “sea monster” washed up on the shores of the Bering Sea in Russia and the locals are freaked out by it. That’s a sea monster? It looks like someone threw out some shag carpeting in the ocean that washed up or perhaps that’s all the chest hair that Putin’s shaved off over the years. Even he knows that, sometimes, even a ruthless and frequently topless dictator can look a little too manly.
Imagine the trailer? Liam’s in the middle of a snowstorm on his phone warning someone that “I’m a plow driver with a very particular set of skills. And I’m coming for your car that you just dug out. I’m coming to plow it back into a snowbank. And to ding it. Once.” Although this sounds like Taken 4: Snowplow Operator, it’s going to be a whole new movie. Deadline reports that sexy 66-year-old Liam Neeson is set to star as a snowplow driver seeking revenge in Hard Powder. It could be worse. It could be a reboot of something.
It’s true that we’ve talked about it. Even speculated about it before then. Oh and then we saw a fucking picture evidence of the damn thing. But I guess, as they say: “It ain’t over til the fat lady sings.” In this case that lady is Nick Jonas and he’s singing on Instagram.
TMZ reports that Max Lomas died from a suspected overdose. He was only 25. Max Lomas was the alleged drug dealer who, along with her unofficial adopted brother/fiancé/shady character Nick Gordon, discovered Bobbi Kristina Brown in the bathtub of her Alpharetta, GA home on January 31, 2015. Bobbi was put into an induced coma and tragically died of lobar pneumonia six months later.