Birthday Sluts

/ April 23, 2019
John Cena (42)
Chloe Kim (19)
Gigi Hadid (24)
Caleb Johnson (28)
Dev Patel (29)
Jessica Stam (33)
Taio Cruz (34)
Jaime King (40)
Joanna Krupa (40)
John Oliver (42)
Kal Penn (42)
Barry Watson (45)
Melina Kanakaredes (52)
David Tutera (53)

Pic: NBC

John Hannah (57)
George Lopez (58)
Valerie Bertinelli (59)
Craig Sheffer (59)
Judy Davis (64)
Michael Moore (65)
Joyce DeWitt (70)
Lee Majors (80)
Jan Hooks (1957-2014)
Hervé Villechaize (1943-1993)
Sandra Dee (1942-2005)
Roy Orbison (1936-1988)
Shirley Temple (1928-2014)
William Shakespeare (1564-1616)
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Night Crumbs

/ April 22, 2019

52-year-old Vincent Cassel and his 22-year-old French model wife Tina Kunakey are now parents to a girl they’ve named Amazonie, as tribute to Brazil where they live half of the year. Amazonie sounds like a superhero mascot Jeff Bezos would come up with for his brand. If these two messes really wanted to pay tribute to Brazil and give their daughter an amazing name, they would’ve named her Xuxa! – Celebitchy

A new trailer for Hobbs & Shaw was released, and it shows Idris Elba as the villain who calls himself “black Superman.” I gotta go down to Jiffy Lube to fix the leaky exhaust pipe I got from picturing all of Idris Elba in Spandex – Lainey Gossip

This is the most effective anti-drug PSA I’ve ever seen – Pajiba

Too bad Halsey didn’t twerk that $3 swap meet wig right off of her head – Popoholic

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Feeling Lucky? You Can Now Play The Odds On “Game Of Thrones” Outcomes Online

/ April 22, 2019

Warning: Possible spoilers ahead

I’m not much of a gambler. The last time I went to Vegas, which was many years ago, the hottest action I got into was watching an older gentleman receive an over-the-pants handy while I pretended to play quarter slots until my free gin and tonic arrived. But that was BGOT (Before Game Of Thrones, duh). Now, if I was so inclined, I could bet actual American dollars on whether or not Cersei Lannister is going to make it through episode 4 before either Arya (+150) or The Mountain (+4,000) knocks that ratty Monet X Change kitten wig into the dust, with her head still in it.

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The Palace May Be Looking To Send Prince Hot Ginge And Duchess Meghan Away To Africa

/ April 22, 2019

Above is a pic from Easter service yesterday of Duchess Kate laughing at something that leaped out of Prince Hot Ginge’s mouth, and if you believe the reports, he’s saying to her, “Bitch, I see you got your nasty slut of a man covering his dick so it won’t wander into the pussy of one of your friends again!”, while she laughs like, “Bitch, shouldn’t you be at home helping your wife pack her ugly clothes since we’re about to banish both of your asses from OUR kingdom!”

There were reports that PHG and Prince William still hate each other, and didn’t speak at all during Easter service (Duchess Meghan wasn’t there since she’s due to birth out the royal ginger baby any day now). That may have been because Prince William and his minions are reportedly working on a plan to send PHG and Duchess Meghan far, far away because he’s jealous of their fame.

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DMX, Tara Reid, Jake Busey, And Michael Madsen Are Going To Be In A Movie Together

/ April 22, 2019

Because all actions have an equal and opposite reaction, Avengers: End Game–with all of its stars and high-budget action and three-hour plot and huge excitement and buzz surrounding it–has seemed to have created a vortex of negative energy which has been filled by this announcement. DMXTara ReidMichael Madsen and Jake Busey are going to be in a movie together. I mean… I wonder if it will be called Assvengers: These People Still Do Things?

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