Drew Barrymore was in one of the greatest movies ever made, Poison Ivy, and also in one of the greatest TV shows that existed, 2000 Malibu Road, so I used to think that she could really do no wrong. But that thought about Drew was torched from my brain as soon as I learned that not only did she sell her soul to the devil by signing a deal with CROCS (or “Crocth” as she probably calls them), but she also warble lisped out a song in a commercial for them. Oh, Drew, you know that there’s less offensive ways to come out as a Satan worshiper, like sacrificing a goat in the middle of a pentagram painted with blood. WHY, DREW, WHY? A check just ain’t a check if it comes from CROCS. It’s also a vow to spread the message of Satan throughout the land!
According to Billboard, a Kanye West-themed dating is coming. Not for himself, mind you; if Kanye wants to find his ideal match, the only help he needs is someone to point him in the direction of a mirror. This is for fans of Kanye West. And apparently those fans still hate Taylor Swift.
Fred Savage Is Being Sued For Allegedly Going Crazy And Getting Violent With A Crew Member On “The Grinder”
The pristine image of sweet little Kevin Arnold was ruined for many earlier this year when Alley Mills said that The Wonder Years was cancelled after a costume dresser accused Fred Savage and his TV brother Jason Hervey of sexually and verbally harassing her. The case was settled out of court and The Wonder Years was put down by ABC. And according to a new lawsuit, the alleged Harvey Weinstein Jr. of his time didn’t outgrow that raging pus-filled butt zit phase, because it wasn’t a phase.
I was at first surprised to see Sean Penn was coming out with a novel, and then I got giddy thinking it was all a subterfuge for ex-wife Madonna to surprise drop Sex 2 on us unsuspecting souls. Tragically, Sean’s novel lacks boobs and features words. Plenty of words. On Donald Trump. Oh, and #metoo, because why not play with fire? Continue reading
Lala Kent is still extremely pissed off that Jennifer Lawrence called her the c-word two weeks ago during an episode of Watch What Happens Live. Lala unloaded on Twitter with several tweets, which she later deleted. Lala might have wiped her thoughts from the internet, but it doesn’t mean she was done dragging JLaw.
The story of Stormy Daniels’ alleged affair with Donald Trump has been inching forward like a firm but determined turd. And we all know there’s no putting the genie back in the bottle once that turd has crowned. According to People, back in 2011, Stormy took (and passed) a lie detector test which was recorded in accordance with an agreement with Life & Style magazine who wanted to publish her lurid tale of sex with then Apprentice buffoon Donny.