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The pressure to perform alone! This video, via Instinct, of a gay couple in Hong Kong banging for the horny masses, has gone viral. Jesus, some of us can barely do it with the lights on and these two are heels-to-the-ceiling ass spelunking for a mass audience. That’s confidence. It’s also a little risky if one values their freedom. That said, this is still a serious crime for obvious reasons.
One lawyer states that the two men could be facing charges of public indecency and end up paying HK$1,000 fine ($127) and six months in jail.
Since that paean to borderline personality disorder Girls wrapped up after six seasons, Lena Dunham is mostly known for the end of her five-year relationship with musician Jack Antonoff. She’s gotten some mileage out of it (a couple of essays and speculation about a new dude in her life), but the gossip cycle is about one yoctosecond long and people could very well start to ask “who she?” in regards to the writer/actress.
So it’s time to make the donuts. Hence, Lena posted a pic of herself on Instagram cuddling with her ex, despite their romance decaying in its grave. They’re still friends or something. Somewhere in New Zealand, Lorde just got this pic in a DM from Lena with the caption #YourMoveBitch.
Kathy Griffin is still on her “Ignore That Teary Press Conference, ‘Cuz I’m Not A Bit Sorry For Looking Like I Was Ready To Decapitate POTUS” comedy tour. At last night’s stop here in Boston, she received a visitor who has been way more effective at scaring the president. Because this gal’s got what we like to call THE RECEIPTS.
Talented actress and pre-presidential adultery pay-off recipient Stormy Daniels dropped backstage to wish Kathy well. The ladies took a lovely photo together (seen above) for Trump to include in his scrapbooking efforts after he leaves office, and Kathy left this lovely tweet, via Deadline:
@StormyDaniels it was an honor to have you at my Boston show tonight. I support you 100%! #FuckTrump
And to that hashtag, Stormy replied “Sure did! Here’s the canceled check!” No, she tweeted politely back:
Thank you so much! #teamstormy had a great time!
Yes, every baby is beautiful (that’s a lie) and it doesn’t matter what you name your child as long as they’re loved (yes it does). But “Crew? Crew Gaines?” It sounds like a spin-off of Rogaine for extra sweaty jock people to maintain their pubic bushes.
People reports that Joanna Gaines revealed in an Instagram post that she and her husband and fellow home decor czar, Chip, named their new son Crew Gaines. So when you think of this kid, you’re going to think of a bunch of muscular collegiate dudes in spandex compression shorts crammed together in a long kayak thing and practically humping each other from behind while flexing those biceps…er, maybe “Crew” isn’t that bad? They still should have stayed on brand and gone with “Shiplap.”
Approximately five seconds ago, it was reported here that Glamazon Dominatrix Goddess of the 1980’s to infinity Brigette Nielsen was pregnant with her fifth child at age 54. Well, bless her golden heart, Gitte is one celebrity that did not make us wait 10 months for a birth announcement, because baby Frida is here!
People.com reports that Gitte and her spunky Italian husband of 12 years, 39-year-old Mattia Dessi, welcomed their 5 pound 9 ounce baby girl on Friday in Los Angeles. Gitte’s first daughter joins her hot four adult sons. One of her sons is the half-brother of Brittny Gastineau. Oh, Brittny without an “E“, you were so close to being the Kim Kartrashian of our time.