Archives: September 2018

Afternoon Crumbs

September 21, 2018 / Posted by:

The British greasy hipster angels are still creaming themselves, because their perfect union of Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse is still a thing. And if you’re like me and still can’t forget about True Blood (even the awful latter seasons), you probably thought to yourself, “SOOKEH? But I thought she was still with BEEEHL in real-life?!” – Lainey Gossip

If the murderous Carousel horse doesn’t get an Oscar nomination, then the Oscars aren’t good enough to exist – Pajiba

I haven’t seen Real Housewives of New Jersey for a while, but I watched a bit of the trailer for the new season and saw broken glass and Teresa Giudice’s hairline temporarily jump back an inch or two from her screaming. So yeah, everything’s the same since I left it – Reality Tea

Cher stuck the disco tip a little bit further by releasing yet another song from her ABBA covers album that still hasn’t come out – Towleroad

Courtney Stodden risked slipping and busting her implant all in the name of an elegant portrait – Drunken Stepfather

Kristen Chenoweth should ditch her peroxide mane and bring back that glorious brown helmet from her high school days – SOW

Katie Holmes looks like she’s going to a 1920s murder mystery party – Celebitchy

Speaking of, FoxHol appeared together in grainy ass pictures that were probably taken with a moldy potato. And you know you’re hard-up like me when you’re straining your eye muscles to get a glimpse of a peen print on a blurry Jamie Foxx pic – Just Jared

Someone CITIZEN’S ARREST this reckless driver! – Hollywood Tuna 

Ugh, unlike HER, I said no pictures, please!” that dog, who is easily stealing the shot – Popoholic

Pic: Wenn.com

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Beyoncé Didn’t Wear Yeezy Heels After All

September 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Things have been pretty dicey between Kanye West and Jay-Z for a while now, but then earlier this year, Jay implied he might be warming up to Kanye again. Then a few days ago, it seemed as though Beyoncé was sending a subtle message to everyone that Kanye is once again back in their good graces. Except…it’s not what it looks like. What appeared to be an olive branch ended up being an unintentionally hilarious case of mistaken knock-off identity.

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Chris Pratt Says Hollywood Isn’t Anti-Christian

September 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Sure, most box office hits feature big guns, big boobs, and even bigger swear words, but golly gee boy next door Chris Pratt says don’t judge Tinseltown by its cover! Chris was recently at the Teen Choice Awards and professed his love for God and how the teens tuning in should spend less time wondering what Noah Cyrus was doing and more time talking to the woman upstairs (Oh, c’mon? God is definitely a woman). He was asked to follow up on that recently, and he says life in Hollywood isn’t hard for a Christian like him. For starters, you don’t see Leah Remini devoting an entire A&E series on what he does on Sundays!

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Open Post: Hosted By Joaquin Phoenix Made Up As The Joker

September 21, 2018 / Posted by:

When someone told me there was going to be a movie about the origin of the Joker, I just assumed there was a Netflix documentary about Kellyanne Conway coming out. Fun for me that they meant Batman’s sparring partner! Joaquin Phoenix is taking over the role, and Allison already showed you earlier this week of a photo of Joaquin as the Crown Prince of Crime’s “Arthur” alter ego. To me, Arthur looked like the weird guy I saw on the subway this morning talking to his imaginary pet bird and eating a sandwich. Luckily, we didn’t have to wait long for the film studio to drop a lewk at what Arthur looks like when he hits up the MAC counter.

While the Joker in full drag admittedly looks spookier than his mortal, subway flasher form (or does he?), I’ve still seen spookier shit in my day. Like Joaquin Phoenix in every single scene in I’m Still Here. Or any pic of Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara. Take your pick.

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Yandy Yanked Its “The Handmaid’s Tale” Inspired Costume, But Why?

September 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Whatever genius they have over at Yandy in charge of translating popular characters into scratchy lingerie for Halloween has really outdone themselves this year. Give that man (or woman! Haha, as if) a raise! For once, instead of just offering up skimpy polyester panties that will give you a yeast infection and leave you shivering all night packaged as “Glamorous Wonderlady”, they’ve offered a poignant musing on sexism and the patriarchy; with an ironic twist! This year, Yandy created the “Brave Red Maiden” costume, inspired by everybody’s favorite dramedy, The Handmaid’s Tale. Unfortunately, too many people hate fun because Yandy has bowed to pressure and taken it off the shelves. Boo!

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Josh Groban Didn’t Know Katy Perry’s “The One That Got Away” Was About Him

September 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Josh Groban wasn’t always just the mom’s choice of soundtrack to put on while she enjoyed her weekly soak in the tub with a glass of chardonnay. At once point in time, Josh Groban was also the boyfriend of Katy Perry, something we found out last year during Katy’s 72-hour live stream of her life to promote her album Witness. Josh is finally talking about that time he dated Katy, and there are parts of their relationship that were news to him as well.

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