Category: Dlisted: The Podcast

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 40 – Bloody Maaaaaaaary

March 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Allison and I touched on Bloody Mary a bit in the last episode, and in this one, we get it into it more at the top. We throw down a CliffsNotes history of Bloody Mary, and I explain why I think we threw water on the mirror while trying to summon her (and no, not because the water company were in on it and wanted our bills to be higher). We move on from Bloody Mary to Classy JLo’s demure engagement ring, Jose Canseco’s obsession with A-Rod, Goopy Paltrow being Goopy Paltrow, and Aaron Carter’s defense of Michael Jackson.

We also get into Ariana Grande pissing off vegans, Heidi Montag letting us know she’s got a PhD in diversity, Duchess Meghan saying she doesn’t read Twitter, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd sharing another gross tidbit about their love, and the pineapple pulling phenomenon. We end by answering listener questions about an ASMR-addicted co-worker and how to explain porny pics to your kid. Basically, we answer questions we have no business answering.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 39 – Trapped In A Bad Acting Class

March 7, 2019 / Posted by:

On this supersized episode (48 minutes is a lot for us, okay?), we start with paying tribute to Katherine Helmond, Keith Flint, and Luke Perry. The entire episode should really have been about them, but instead of doing that we laugh at Forbes calling Kylie Jenner a “self-made billionaire,” heave over R. Kelly’s overacting theatrics during his interview with Gayle King, and roll our eyes at the shameless rent-free antics of Emily Ratajkowski’s millionaire husband. We also get into Taylor Swift’s “30 Things I Learned Before 30″ list, and Allison learns how us water wasters in California summoned Bloody Mary.

We end with RiRi taking on the hoe business, Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson touching tongues at a hockey game, and newfound bi icon Mister Rogers.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 38 – Farewell To CooGa

February 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Because of the Snow Miser, our Oscar recap episode is a day late. But also thanks to Snow Miser, Allison and I get to explore the riveting topic of tire chains and chain monkeys. It’s about as butch as we’re ever going to get. Then we spend a half an hour talking and bitching about the Oscars including bidding farewell to the awards season showmance of Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga, the perfection of Olivia Colman’s speech, Rami Malek falling, Green Book winning, and our best and worst dressed. Yes, two slobs like us are definitely ones to talk about fashion.

We also quickly get into the further legal messiness of Gwyneth Paltrow’s fancy ski accident, the Gaines buying a castle in Waco, Jenna Bush Hager replacing Kathie Lee Gifford on Today, R. Kelly hitting up McDonald’s after getting out of jail, and whether or not it’s truly the end of love (aka Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes possibly breaking up).

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 37 – Whorion

February 20, 2019 / Posted by:

If you happen to be an astrophysics or mathematics major, then this is the episode for you. Because you’ll definitely get credit for listening to Professor Allison and I get deep into math and astrology (including the correct pronunciation of “Orion“). We weave difficult math problems and astrology facts into stories about Jussie Smollett, Miranda Lambert’s new marriage, and Khloe Kardashian’s man cheating on her with her sister’s best friend. We also quickly dip into Beck’s Scientology divorce, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s engagement, nut milk, the Golden Girls cruise, and Choupette Lagerfeld’s possible inheritance. And yes, I said “nut milk.

We end by predicting the Oscar winners, which one of us is going to get 100% right (we’re both probably going to get 100% wrong)!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 36 – The Not-So-Marvelous Mr. Markle

February 15, 2019 / Posted by:

February 15 is one of the greatest days of the year. It’s when Valentine’s Day candy is 50% off! After Allison and I talk about Red Friday and our thrilling Valentine’s Day plans, we score our Grammy predictions (SPOILER ALERT: we suck at predicting) before diving into a pool of foolery by talking about Thomas Markle winning Father of 2019, Ellen Page calling out the anti-LGBTQ views of Chris Pratt’s church, and Dina Lohan getting catfished. We also quickly talk about Miranda Lambert tossing salad in public, Lady Gaga splitting with her fiancé, the Fiji Water vs. The Fiji Water Girl legal battle, and the sad news about House Hunters going narrator-less.

We also answer advice questions about introducing porn-watching to a relationship, and if tiny hands equal a tiny peen. I think we both earned our PhD in anatomy with the answers we give about the second one.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 35 – “The Middle” Of Hell

February 8, 2019 / Posted by:

A quick second into this episode, Allison and I slip on our Easy Spirit pumps and powerwalk through the racist revenge fantasy messiness created by Liam Neeson, and then we run through the WTFness that came out of Michelle Rodriguez’s mouth while defending him. Once we finish that, we talk about Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin’s Vogue cover, the terrifying closet ghost of North Carolina, and Delta and Coca-Cola joining forces to bring some junior high school romance to flights. We also quickly get into Jennifer Lawrence’s engagement, Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson, Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski accident, Bradley Cooper’s woes about not getting a Best Director Oscar nomination, and Steve Buscemi’s thoughts on being deepfaked.

We end by predicting the Grammy winners, which leads to that damn The Middle song burrowing into my brain again. BAY-BEH!

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